You May Need A New Lawyer If:
Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.
Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
A prison guard is shaving your head.
So a guy walks into a bar after being on trial and losing because his lawyer wasn't very good. As he sits down at the bar he yells at the top of his lungs, "ALL LAWYERS ARE A-Holes." A man stands up in the back of the bar and says, "Hey, I take offense to that, I am an A-Hole."
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